Yes that how I feel right now... sitting here unpacking all my stuff in my new apartment, and I find this clutch that I havent seen in a while, I open it up, and I was like
"WOW... theres a secret zipper in here"... well I was squeezing it and I heard a rustling sound... my heart dropped... I open the zipper, and JESUS CRHIST... there is my passport, my green card, my jordanian ID, my birth certificate... the whole nine...
why am i upset?
Well.... I "thought" I lost my shit back in August, looked everywhere (but in the secret zipper area) so I had to reapply for everything .. which cost me up to $1000 ... AND I just had my final fingerprinting for my lost green card on the 4th....
AND now I have to go thru the hell of canceling police reports, calling the immigration telling them to cancel the process of sending me a new green card, cancel my jordanian passport and identity card to be sent, cancel the Kuwaiti embassy of resubmitting my birth certificate... and all this .. all the money spent.. its all nonrefundable.
When I told Sasha.. she choked. When I told Brit .. she Gasped.. when I told my sister... she was silent and hung up... and im sooooo not telling my brother... hes already somewhat bi-polar.. he will go serial killerish on me...
This is the ultimate fuck up on my end. I just know to never OVER HIDE shit from now on.. or atleast tell someone where I hid it...
so with that being said.......
Come out this Friday and help your girl get back 10% of that $1000 I just put out...
"Kickin myself hard"
As my best friends Sasha & Brit would say... "Only in Foo's world"
shit fuck damn hell shit asshole cunt bitch fuck shit fuck damn hell shit asshole cunt bitch fuck shit fuck damn hell shit asshole cunt bitch fuck.
1 comment:
i know i'm late. i just read the whole thing. wow. you really are a foreigner.
crazy. $1000 is a looot of money!!
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